She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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