my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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