Don't you send me to vm
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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