Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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