I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she peed on how many people?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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