So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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