I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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