similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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