I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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