she was so not down for the gang bang
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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