Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
