Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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