just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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