one might say we're banned from that church
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize