One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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