please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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