I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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