we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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