I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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