what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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