i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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