There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
