i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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