i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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