cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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