I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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