should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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