Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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