Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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