Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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