i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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