yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Come see our sink grown plant.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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