In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
