i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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