That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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