In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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