matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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