She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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