remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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