So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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