so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think people are normalizing furries
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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