My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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