I bet he comes in French.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Randomize
