just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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