i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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