The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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