I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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