And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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