My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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