she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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