My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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