yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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