It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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