all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
