So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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