I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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